Category: AttiTuesday
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By Hilary Hazard I went to Glastonbury this year, as a puppeteer. I’ve been before, on and off since 1997, when I was a skinny middle class white girl and didn’t notice that everyone else there was a skinny middle class white girl too. This year I felt like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused…
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By Anonymous So, you think you’re fat? You hate your midriff right? You think all anyone sees is those wobbly bits? You’re depressed because you were a skinny kid and now you’re growing up and your belly’s growing too. Yeah well. Fuck you.
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By CJ Malone Raising my darling feminist is a bit of a nightmare. I had a quiet word with her teacher to find out what she’s like at school, because at home we find her to be a bit challenging.
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By Anna Booty The buzzer rang. Sadie looked up from buttering her toast. Who could that be? Annoyed, she sat still just looking at the door for a moment, hoping whoever it was would go away.
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By Freida Peeps WELL DONE YOU! Very original Did you know that when you put your ultrasound on Facebook at least 28% of your friends want to delete you? Do you know that if any of them are radiologists they might be able to see his weiner or her hoo ha?
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By Phorid Phorid is an artist but she also writes letters to companies that make her cross and then sends them to us because we think they’re funny. In her latest edition she’s drawing attention to the age old problem of hairdressers having opinions. No offense hairdressers, I know you have opinions, but I’m with…
LM Kemp 