By Chloe McLaren
2011: Thin, wispy and cold. Used by many, appreciated by none.
2012: Limp, grey and easy to forget.
2013: Likeable and soft, but unkempt.
2014: Pleasant and consistently present, a reliable choice.
2016: Quilted and perfumed.
She sat back in her ergonomic chair “You really can chart your career via the quality of the office bog roll.”