By Chloe McLaren

2011: Thin, wispy and cold. Used by many, appreciated by none.

2012: Limp, grey and easy to forget.

2013:  Likeable and soft, but unkempt.

2014: Pleasant and consistently present, a reliable choice.

2016: Quilted and perfumed.

She sat back in her ergonomic chair “You really can chart your career via the quality of the office bog roll.”